4 days and counting.....then it's bye bye for a bit
Look at me I just got married. also get a fucking tan
Well the left side column of my blog is fucking fixed. I think imod fucked it up since it was down yesterday. I had a feeling that was it but I'm a mook and don't really now shit. I think madmathias might keep you people busy by updating my blog when I'm gone. Who knows what he'll put on her but I trust him not to make me look like a bastard (more so than I do) and not fuck it all up. Looks like my last post for awhile will be Saturday (hopefully) The compuer gets packed away on Sunday. So I have to update my fantasy teams for like the next 2 wks, thank God for road runner. I'm starting to get nervous about flying. I don't know why but I'm a little pussy when it comes to getting in a plane, ok not a pussy since I get in the damn thing but I get all nervous and can't eat and shit, and that's with a good buzz. At least all the drinks on the flight to Jamacia and then Antigua(the place where were staying) are free since it's an int'l flight. That's kinda weird that they would give you free drinks on a long flight, but they probably keep track of it so when I start to get a good buzz they'll fucking cut me off those bastids. The cool thing is my last Friday of freedom (that would be this one) I get out of work early so I can party w/the boys, except Madmathias who is in Minnasoooota, jah der hey. Nothing like parents pimping their kids. Stupid American Juniors. I mean who wants to embarrass their kid in front of millons when their rejected by Americans. I guess this is where "my kids are the best" syndrome kicks in and they feel like nothing can bring them down. The money's on the night stand I'm outta here.
You didn't think I'd go my last Wed for a while w/o a top 5.
Top 5 places I've visited
5) Washington DC/Pittsburgh - It was for a school trip and my sis got busted for shoplifting. Only bad thing was there were bums everywhere. Side note: They were shooting the movie The Firm when we were down there, Tom Cruse walked by and even though I was 13 I was still taller than him, and straighter, lol.
4) Tennessee - Went there a few times w/my dad to visit the G-rents. Beautiful drive (except Indiana) beautiful state.
3) Ohio/Pensylvania - Me and Sleepy went on a kick ass road trip. 1st stop Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Cleveland. Then on to our shitty ass hotel but it was a block away from a cool sports bar where bar tenders let us in for free our last night when they had a band, truly nice people there. Then on to Canton to see Joe Montana/Ronnie Lott/Howie Long and co. get inducted into the Pro football hof. Then we went to Three Rivers in Pitt. the last year it was open then we went to the Monday night game (Dennis Miller's first)
2) Puerto Valarta, Mexico - The wifey and I went 2 yrs ago. It was fucking awesome!!! Stayed in a resort our room over looked the ocean, saw a bull fight (and yes they kill the fucking bulls) swam w/dolphins, saw all kinds of sea animals, great fucking time!
1) Las Vegas - That's right Vegas baby! It was my first time in a plane (Midwest Express) I was only a few months in to being 21, lost my shirt and still had a fucking blast. It was 90 degrees and you didn't sweat, can't wait to go back.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says
"In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Californian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass.
He says "In California we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice
