Well I'm finally fucking recoverd from the wknd. God damn!!!!!! Well let's start from the begining. Saturday at aboot 3pm Madmathias and I hung out until Sleepy (the best man) and Chizzle got done golfing in there work outing. Then we went to Sleepy's house and enjoyed a bit to drink and a well acted movie (wink wink) Then we went to Jettsetters (a local bar) where we enjoyed beer, shots, beer, beer and more shots. I impressed Sleepy w/my shot taking ability when I slammed a martini glass full of Jose Cuervo, Jack and some other hard core shit w/a bit of Sherry (sp?) for color. W/o blinking I took it down to a rousing ovation from Sleepy and the bars owner. Well after a bit there it was on to...thats right the strip club. I got to go on stage and have 4 strippers bounce on my stomach, face and well you know, then since I took my underwear off as to not get the bachelor wedgie they spanked my ass harder than when my momma was pissed at me as a child. So after spending everyones $$$$$ we went to Have A Nice Day Cafe (it's like a 70/80's retro bar) it's always packed and hopping and I got completely shit faced. They have these fish bowls filled w/all this shit and they can just knock you on your ass, so of course everyone ordered one and shared it w/me. It was hella fun as we danced and made complete ass' of ourselves but who gives a shit. The boys made a ball chain (a 16lb bowling ball (thank you very little)w/a chain and an ankle lock) They also got me a rubber doll we named Leslie. Oh and to top it off or bus driver name was Shorty, hilarious. Chizzle has the low down on his blog to and I'msure Madmathias will have some pics from that night coming soon. I had a blast and I know everyone esle did. I'm watching the All-star game right now the only people I want to see are Jenkins and Sexson of the Brewers. oh and I start the new position tomorrow, w/a raise (suckas). I'm gonna be tired the rest of the week but at least I'll have a fucking weekend........oh and Chizzle I found that garbage pail flingus at the Yahoo! photo page, that is all......................oh and thanks to everyone for getting me to 700 visitors!!!!
