Laa dadada it's the muther fucking D-o double G, SNOOP DOGG! Note to self: when going to airport leave the gun and weed behind
I hate the Cardinals, in fact my hatred is border line unhealthy. Sadly it looks like they'll beat the Kittens, err Tigers in the WS. They had a couple bad breaks last night and it probably cost them the series. Hopefully my Brewers will prevail next year (fingers crossed)
I hate Elway. This is from an e-mail. author unknown.
John Elway goes to Heaven
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. This house is yours for eternity, John ," said God. This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Cheesehead. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what do you want to know, John ?" Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me? God chuckled, and said " John , that's not Brett Favre's house, it's mine
