Hey people. I'm hungover right now. I got all kinds of drunk at the Brewer game last night, and then we went to a bar afterwards. I don't know how Madmathias dragged his ass out of bed this morning since he was drunker than I was. Speaking of the Brewer game the Jagerbomber was on the jumbotron last night. These girls in front of us got on it and I jumped in behind them and saw myself as if I were 45 ft tall or so, not a pretty picture. That is now twice I was on the jumbotron, the other was at the Metrodome (it could be 3 if you count the back of my head on the one at the BC). We had shitty seats or so I was told seeing as we never left the lower level. At one point we were sitting in the first row off third base, not bad for an $8.50 ticket. Another thing that happend at the game was this dumb fuck from Pittsburgh named Randall Simon hit a on of the sausages that race inbetween the 6 and 7th innings (I'll have a pic of both later on). He hit this poor girl dressed as the Itallian sausage in the head knocking her into the hot dog and ending my streak of predicting the winner correctly at 3. In case your wondering the Brat won. What the hell was he thinking. I heard he's just gonna get a $432 fine, and hopefully a suspension from MLB. Anywho gonna run now, starting to get rid of this damn hangover.
Dumb fuck of the month Randall Simon
Randall Simon leaves after being questioned by sheriff's officers regarding the sausage assault. (AP)
The Famous Sausages (these were the best pics I could find oh and the Hoan is a bridge that is by Lake Michigan)
The Hoan Bridge
Stupid Shit
Word of the day - Bastard. Don't know why but I just keep calling everyone that today.
What I'm listening to - "Soul to Squeeze" Red Hot Chilli Peppers
How I feel - Like shit
What's on MTV right now - The Bone Crusher video where he tells everyone he ain't scared.
Song Lyrics Chizzle and I have been annoying our friends w/in e-mails today - Uncle Fucker from South Park movie
Sporting events I'll attend over the wknd - the GMO, unless you count my bachelor party.
Reasons for doing this - no fucking clue you bastards
